kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

(via thefuuuucomics)

July 26, 2014 at 6:14 AM 352258

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

(via thefuuuucomics)

July 26, 2014 at 6:13 AM 58748
versacegravy:

GOD.

versacegravy:

GOD.

(Source: kelvinabram, via ruinedchildhood)

July 22, 2014 at 3:22 AM 194346
  • nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
July 18, 2014 at 3:11 AM 23034

dogfang:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve just realized I’m a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.”

(via iamabelincolnforreal)

July 14, 2014 at 3:14 AM 49141
I don’t ever want the context for this

I don’t ever want the context for this

(Source: adulthoodisokay, via ruinedchildhood)

July 5, 2014 at 12:41 PM 118298

chrybo:

lavender-ice:

on my way to the emergency room

Excellent.

(Source: ukdb, via fuckyeahloldemort)

July 5, 2014 at 12:40 PM 95933

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via ruinedchildhood)

July 4, 2014 at 6:55 AM 949702
heteromilk:

talk dirty to me

i am wheezing

heteromilk:

talk dirty to me

i am wheezing

(Source: weeaboo-chan, via lolomfgwhut)

July 2, 2014 at 3:26 PM 21676